Sunday, November 7, 2010

Two new releases in one day from 37564. . . .what the fuck?!?!?!

Busy weekend.

37564-011 - Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - All Kids love Spiked Bat

First, Kindergarten Hazing Ritual's new EP (which was going to be on a split. . but now that split will have even newer material)
All Kids Love Spiked Bat

37564-012 - Zombie Ninja Schmoe - Tracks From the Grave

Next, Zombie Ninja Schmoe has been undead for a little while.
Since the. . um. . .rising, there were a couple releases before the single "haken cruisin' dystopia" that went under the radar or didn't even happen.

TRACKS FROM THE GRAVE features the unreleased splits with Incentive and Evil Robot Ted. Also the rare track from the split with Silent Storm "daisuke ya mo burns this place to the ground".
Also included, "cryp-walksy of a short cliff" the hilarious Cryptopsy spoof remix that was only heard on the myspace, The rejected Blam Honey remix and even some gems from the DJ Ninja Schmoe days (the split with Coathanger 84 and 3 other unknown classics that only the people from the "music that kicks rocks" days will remember)

Both free.

Sunday, July 4, 2010


37564-011 - "fuck capcom" by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

is available now

new EP
available at bandcamp
name your price, if you like

and please, post this shit on blogs


get it up on and stuff

Saturday, June 26, 2010

new release coming soon. . .

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual's album "fuck capcom"

will be released next month

it'll be available on archive and bandcamp on July 5th

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

an announcement about machineswithmalevolentsentience

machineswithmalevolentsentience have changed their name to Smile When You're Dead

pays homage to Nasum
rolls off the tongue better
and is still a fitting name for a 37564 band

we are writing, and will post new songs soon, they've just been fine tuning the guitar tone they want to use for their recordings

the name on the myspace has already been updated
but the address is still

machineswithmalevolentsentience will be the name of one of the releases
as will blatantdisregardforhumanlife. . .which they had changed their name to for about a week

Friday, April 30, 2010

too slow

Things are quiet on the release front right now, but they're loud in every other way possible.

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual have a new song on the Robo! Robotica (that's ya boy Phil from A Beautiful Lotus's label) compilation

Zombie Ninja Schmoe are on Dystopiaq vol 2

We are considering doing a compilation of our own. Details when we figure them out. People with multiple projects especially, stay tuned. This might be just for you.

.springofdrownedpanda. and Kindergarten Hazing Ritual are writing and recording albums

+killthemanbecomethemonster+ tried to do a new song, recorded it, liked it, now kinda of don't like the lyrics and are on the verge of scrapping the whole thing.
This is how it's worked for that band for the last 6 years.
It's debatable whether they'll ever release anything again.

that's about all from us for now

Friday, April 2, 2010

new Zombie Ninja Schmoe stuff

The other day, Zombie Ninja Schmoe went all J DIlla (R.I.P.) on the save room song from Resident Evil: Code Veronica

now, this was bound to happen, as he is obsessed with that song.

He's made quite a few hip-hop beats and at some point may release them on an album. . or not.

Anyway, hope you enjoy that.

After you're done checking that out, you should go get Xrin Arms new releases. He's got a free split EP, and a digital album you can buy on ReverbNation.

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual have another compilation appearance coming up, this time for Phil from A Beautiful Lotus's netlabel Robo! robotica

speaking of netlabels. . .like ours
we officially have a collection the Internet Archive

stay tuned

Monday, March 8, 2010

change in plans. . .

It's "international woman's day"



37564-010 - Arseterror and Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Had I actually known it was International Woman's Day, I'd have planned for a March 8th release date. . . .
. . . .but hey, it's okay
the albums always get posted at night anyway.


Tuesday, March 2, 2010

by the way. . .

. . . March 15th

Arseterror/Kindergarten Hazing Ritual split "the most misogynist thing ever recorded"


37564-007 - Kindergarten Hazing Ritual/Cadaveric Sludge Dispenser Unit split

we already posted it on the KHR blog. . so you can grab it there

this, of course, was "The Open Letters Part Deux"
KHR's sequel to thier segment of the 4 way split from years ago. They tackle Wikipedia, several porn stars and the feminists AGAIN.

Also, Zombie Ninja Schmoe has an exclusive new song on the new Dystopiaq compilation.
You'll also hear new tracks from Incentive, Flaccid Redux and Scissor Shock, and tons more. I'm listening to it as I type this. You're in for a treat.
Follow that link.

oh, right

that was Kindergarten Hazing Ritual's christmas album
Go! Go! Bukkakke X-mas Gaiden!

which was posted at Bandcamp

Monday, February 15, 2010

elements of the past. . . . . .

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual began in 2001, and have existed in obscurity ever since. . .and obscurity they've come to appreciate, because it allows them to say whatever they want, however they want to say it.

This is from 2001 to 2007.
Old favorites, and shit that's new to you (because fuck knows it wasn't that easy to find. . . . . .god forbid anyone was looking for it)

37564-009 - Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - you only have freedom of speech when nobody's listening

Sunday, February 14, 2010

.springofdrownedpanda. - umm. . . .springofdrownedpanda.

get the .springofdrownedpanda. EP at gimmesound. . .proceeds from the downloads go to curing Alzheimers
37564-005 - .springofdrownedpanda. - self titled

yeah, gimmesound pays artists for free downloads

depressive sludgecore project influenced by Admiral Angry, Plagues, Black Sheep Wall and THE WORST FUCKING YEAR EVER (that being 2009)

The name, and song titles are all references to the only good romantic comedy ever made, that being the classic anime series Ranma 1/2.
That is the only thing funny about this band.
The album was written in a haze of anger and depression. The depression has worn off a bit since finishing the record, and the next one may very well be fueled by pure rage.

Give it a listen.
or not

Eaglebauer Goes To Quiznos - they got a pepper bar

Eaglebauer Goes To Quiznos

this is where all the Mindless Self Indulgence influence that used to run rampant in KHR went

I know you're sick of new genres. .but fuck it
this is psychowave

their name is a tribute to Frankie Goes to Hollywood. . .and Quiznos. . .

37564-004 - Eaglebauer Goes To Quiznos - They Got A Pepper Bar
(yeah it's crap)

Zombie Ninja Schmoe - Google's Gonna Get You

Ninja Schmoe's 3rd full length
it's title came from a member of Apocolyptic Youth

I don't know which one, he had a mask on.

they wear those. . . .ya know?

37564-003 - Zombie Ninja Schmoe - Google's Gonna Get You


Zombie Ninja Schmoe - Haken Cruisin' Dystopia

37564 - 002

DJ Ninja Schmoe's first release after the retirement that was so short it didn't even bloody happen.
Dude lost some new material from a computer error, and freaked out and swore he was done.
He did something else literally the next day.
After a month, he had this single done (which eventually was rereleased as a split with Silent Storm with 2 extra songs).

This was the second 37564 release.

37564-002 - Zombie Ninja Schmoe - Haken Cruisin' Dystopia

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - myspace the album

37564's first official release as a net label, actually took place in 2007.

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual's 2007 follow up to Awaiting the Video Game Crash, tackled the pitfall that is Myspace.

released December 25th, 2007

37564-001 - Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - myspace the album


we'll be posting all of our releases here.

first up,

37564-008 - Eaglebauer Goes To Quiznos - STRAIGHTJACK: THE NIGHT STLAKER

. . .and you thought we grew out of releasing stuff on venerial disease day

get a load of the psychowave upstarts new EP about a serial killer who murders redheads, brunettes and alt.bitches.
should be fun if you're a fan of Criminal Minds (mmmmmmmmmmmm. . . Prentisssssssss).

coming tomorrow, Kindergarten Hazing Ritual's 2001-2007 discography compilation.